Meet The Bloke (December 2005)

 

© Angela for typing

 

Who? Kevin, 25, Newcastle

We found him... looking pretty in a London street

 

How could we impress you on a first date?
'Cook me steak, chips, mushroo & peppercorn sauce. Good traditional food.'

Favourite part of a woman?
'The hips & bit of stomach they flash when they wear low-cut jeans. It shows confidence.'

Favourite sex position?
'I'm quite traditional, so I like the missionary. It's comfortable & you fit together perfectly & connect well.'

What would be your Mastermind subject?
'Ferrets. I used to have seven & I love them - they just make me laugh. I got dumped once because the girl said I smelt of ferrets. She was right - I did.'

What would put you off a woman who was otherwise perfect?
'If she thought she was perfect. Confidence is being comfortable in your own skin. Arrogance is being too aware of yourself.'

What one thing will you never get about women?
'The way they always think they're fat. To all the women I know - you're not fat.'

ASK THE NAKED MAN!

How can I drop the hint?

My bloke never goes down on me & I'd really love him to. I'm too embarrassed to ask - what can I do?

'If it's a good relationship you should be able to ask him. He might not like it. Or maybe he's scared of doing it wrong. I wouldn't be offended if a girl asked me. A relationship's about pleasing each other.'

 

Credit/Source: More! magazine