Westlife; Four Boys, Fortune and Fame! – February 2007

 

I found this new kinda interview lol searching online

 

Listen again to Em, Wippa & Ollies hilarious Westlife radio play narrated by Rachel Corbett.

 

Can't listen online? Read the full script below.

 

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NARRATOR: The four handsome boys of Westlife are hanging out before their gig at Challenge Stadium. They're nervous about the upcoming meet and greet with the fans

NICKY: Do we really have to go through this right before the show?

NARRATOR: Nicky whined

NICKY: We are always meeting the fans before the show, then they get put in the front row and they think they are so much more special than everyone else. Remember what happened last time with Basil Zempilas

SHANE: Why are you even asking, these things have helped us get where we are now

NARRATOR: Shane snapped. He was having trouble gelling up his hair and hadn't gotten enough sleep after a massive night at "The Bog"

NICKY: Whoa boy, calm down. Think happy thoughts. You're acting like Bryan after Delta sold more albums than him

NARRATOR: Nicky poked his head in

NICKY: I hate to think what the people we get to meet would think if they met the Shane that only we end up seeing

KIAN: I wouldn't do that if I were you

NARRATOR: Kian added. He had known Shane the longest and knew not to mess with him when he was upset

KIAN: Where's Mark?

NARRATOR: Kian looked around the dressing room.

SHANE: He got finished earlier and went off looking for something to drink

NARRATOR: Shane went back to playing with his hair only to find his blow dryer wasn't working because the plug was different. Nicky, Kian and Shane finished what they were doing and went to find Mark. They soon found him in the llama bar staring at two strange women.

NICKY: Don't tell my missus I said this, but those two are hot!

NARRATOR: Nicky laughed.

KIAN: You know, it's too bad they're hot though

NARRATOR: Kian said.

NICKY: What did you just say?!

NARRATOR: Nicky said.

KIAN: Well, if they are hot, as most Perth girls are, it means that they never had to develop a nice personality, so they will probably be really snotty or something

NARRATOR: Kian casually remarked.

NICKY: That's too bad. We can just look from up here

NARRATOR: Nicky giggled

NICKY: Mark, why didn't you come get us earlier?

NARRATOR: Mark said nothing and continued to look down into the room where the two girls were waiting. His almost upset mood caught the attention of his friends.

KIAN: Mate, what's wrong

NARRATOR: Kian looked worried

MARK: Nothing. I'm just tired

NICKY: Well, we can either stand here and wait for the Convention Centre to make some money or we can go talk to the foxy senoritas.

NARRATOR: The boys all pulled combs out of their pockets, gave a quick flick through their hair and swaggered over

SHANE: (whispers) Are women supposed to be that hairy mate?

NICKY: Leave it to me boys, I'll drop the 14 UK number 1 singles line. I'll have them back in the hotel room before you can say ‘Westlife Rules OK'

NARRATOR: Shane flexed his biceps and checked for bad breath before confidently striding over

SHANE: Ladies! You may be from Western Australia but we're here to show you the REAL Westlife

NARRATOR: All four boys make a ‘W' sign with their hands

WIPPA: What sort of s*** are you dribbling, mate?

KIAN: I love a bird with a deep voice

WIPPA: I think you've got the wrong idea boys!

MARK: Playing hard to get? What are your names?

WIPPA OLLIE: Wippa and Ollie

SHANE: Pretty names for pretty ladies

OLLIE: Buddy, we're blokes, and we're here to interview you

MARK: Well that's embarrassing

 

Written by: Em, Wippa & Ollie

Narrated: by Rachel Corbett

Staring: Westlife

 

Credit/Source: www.929.com.au