Westlife;
Four Boys, Fortune and Fame! – February 2007
I
found this new kinda interview lol searching online
Listen
again to Em, Wippa &
Ollies hilarious Westlife radio play narrated by
Rachel Corbett.
Can't
listen online? Read the full script below.
NARRATOR:
The four handsome boys of Westlife are hanging out before their gig at Challenge
Stadium. They're nervous about the upcoming meet and greet with the
fans
NICKY:
Do we really have to go through this right before the
show?
NARRATOR:
Nicky whined
NICKY:
We are always meeting the fans before the show, then they get put in the front
row and they think they are so much more special than everyone else. Remember
what happened last time with Basil Zempilas
SHANE:
Why are you even asking, these things have helped us get where we are
now
NARRATOR:
Shane snapped. He was having trouble gelling up his hair and hadn't gotten
enough sleep after a massive night at "The Bog"
NICKY:
Whoa boy, calm down. Think happy thoughts. You're acting like
NARRATOR:
Nicky poked his head in
NICKY:
I hate to think what the people we get to meet would think if they met the Shane
that only we end up seeing
KIAN:
I wouldn't do that if I were you
NARRATOR:
Kian added. He had known Shane the longest and knew not to mess with him when he
was upset
KIAN:
Where's Mark?
NARRATOR:
Kian looked around the dressing room.
SHANE:
He got finished earlier and went off looking for something to
drink
NARRATOR:
Shane went back to playing with his hair only to find his blow dryer wasn't
working because the plug was different. Nicky, Kian and Shane finished what they
were doing and went to find Mark. They soon found him in the llama bar staring
at two strange women.
NICKY:
Don't tell my missus I said this, but those two are hot!
NARRATOR:
Nicky laughed.
KIAN:
You know, it's too bad they're hot though
NARRATOR:
Kian said.
NICKY:
What did you just say?!
NARRATOR:
Nicky said.
KIAN:
Well, if they are hot, as most
NARRATOR:
Kian casually remarked.
NICKY:
That's too bad. We can just look from up here
NARRATOR:
Nicky giggled
NICKY:
Mark, why didn't you come get us earlier?
NARRATOR:
Mark said nothing and continued to look down into the room where the two girls
were waiting. His almost upset mood caught the attention of his
friends.
KIAN:
Mate, what's wrong
NARRATOR:
Kian looked worried
MARK:
Nothing. I'm just tired
NICKY:
Well, we can either stand here and wait for the
Convention Centre to make some money or we can go talk to the foxy
senoritas.
NARRATOR:
The boys all pulled combs out of their pockets, gave a quick flick through their
hair and swaggered over
SHANE:
(whispers) Are women supposed to be that hairy
mate?
NICKY:
Leave it to me boys, I'll drop the 14
NARRATOR:
Shane flexed his biceps and checked for bad breath before confidently striding
over
SHANE:
Ladies! You may be from
NARRATOR:
All four boys make a ‘W' sign with their hands
WIPPA:
What sort of s*** are you dribbling, mate?
KIAN:
I love a bird with a deep voice
WIPPA:
I think you've got the wrong idea boys!
MARK:
Playing hard to get? What are your names?
WIPPA
OLLIE: Wippa and Ollie
SHANE:
Pretty names for pretty ladies
OLLIE:
Buddy, we're blokes, and we're here to interview you
MARK:
Well that's embarrassing
Written
by: Em, Wippa &
Ollie
Narrated:
by Rachel Corbett
Staring:
Westlife
Credit/Source:
www.929.com.au